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To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!
i just got myself a pair of human slippers!
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Eating someones ass while someone else eats yours
"Yo last night me and my girl had a human Centipede with the neighbor"
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A Human Crush is when you have a crush on someone or adore them but in a platonic, non-sexual way.
(I created this term in late 90's but can't remember when? 1997?)
I just love Robin Wright, I have such a human crush on her!!
He's amazing, that old guy from the corner market, I have a human crush on him.
(not a sexy term but sweeter way of saying boy or girl crush which is odd)
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When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.
The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.
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good humanity
rather to me is helping one another
no matter your color or race
_ LIL WAYNE
not to speculate before they informate, much rather you talk to me first and see if you can lend an opinion before you link one. meaning to help under no judgement or skin or race, just my thought of good humanity
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The Human Mountain is an attention whore who walks around with a blind cane even though her vision is fine. Her stick is actually used as a weapon, as she tends to hit people in the back of the shins if they are not moving fast enough for her. It is also a warning as to where her gravitational pull begins.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
1) The Human Mountain's house used to be three levels. Now it is only one level, but with two basements!
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
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