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What your fat hillbilly neighbor says when he's ready to get going.
You: We ready to go mow some lawns now?
RJ (typical hillbilly name): YEAH BOY, LETS GO BABY, Cowboy Up!!!!!!
You: Ok then...
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a Cowboy Church is a Christian church for anyone, but, most importantly, for cowboys; however, it is not considered or recognized as a church by other denominations -- protestant or Catholic and is mostly contained by a collective ministry. Attendees come in by car, feet, and sometimes horseback. Their services differ from regular services where several tradition parts are left out... such as: alter call, collection, and sometimes even a sermon....
Guy 1: "Dude? Are they going to have a sermon?"|
Cowboy hick: "Nope! We donn duuueee dat 'ere at a Cowboy Church!"
Guy 1: 'Oh.. all of you will burn in hell!"
hick: "Wat?"
guy: "as far as i am concerned... this isn't a real church and all of you will burn in hell."
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a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"
kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!
Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.
Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".
Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.
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The "Space Cowboy" is an act of two people.
One person sits on the toilet and poops/pees while the other stands and pees in between the sitting person's open legs.
Can be performed among all gender types.
Men commonly perform the standing role.
Friend 1:(at a party) Dude, I'm drunk as hell, you wanna go Space Cowboy?
Friend 2: HELL YEAH
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Basically just like the movie. But I’m this case it’s the Alexandria Indiana boys that get aids but through beastiality with horses
Jay is a Dallas Cowboy
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The scum of the earth. These men will fuck with younger girls feelings and not give two fucks about it. They may be attractive in a weird kind of pan of grease way. They will most likely resemble bob ross’s and extra virgin olive oil’s love child. But this hoe is definitely not a virgin. He knows exactly how to take advantage of the baby thots. Let me tell you, this man has amazing fingers. He’d rather ride you than his horses and his uncle may be dead on the side of the road. In conclusion, if they’re your type, you’re most likely in love with a greasy cowboy.
I am in love with a greasy cowboy, but he already fucked another hoe.
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A person who knows nothing about being a cowboy nor capable but acts one anyway. Highly likely to take it up the ass
" Way back I used to be champion cowboy of Ireland" " Shut up Rosco you wannabe cowboy! Champion butt pirate would suit you much better"
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