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Isaac

The Hawtest most PHAT person of all time he's tall he's ripped he also has a huge cawk

shai'luquon: who is that HUNK of a man over there

George: Isaac.

by Isaaclover69.com May 29, 2024


Isaac

Well endowed, very big muscles, real ass nigga, and is the most handsome individual you will ever come across.

Girl: I let Isaac hit and he left me trembling 😍
Other girl: that's Isaac for you đŸ€·đŸż ♀

by Dabbb4 November 22, 2021


Isaac

YOOOOO DONT GET ME STARTED HES PRETTY HES NICE HES CHEEKY HES FUNNY HES LIKE MY DREAM HUSBAND HES DREAMY AND I LOVE HIM oop I just realized the definition but anyways he's the definition of perfect.

"Author it's isaac over there!!"

"WHERE"

by The 1 and the only no1 May 19, 2022


Isaac

An Isaac is- wow- I can't even describe them. THEY'RE UNRESISTABLY FUNNY!! If you're having a bad day, you should always look forward to hanging out with an Isaac. Isaacs will make you turn a frown into a bright smile! You are really lucky to hang out with an Isaac. They might also be a troublemaker at times. They are also really attractive.

Boy 1: Hey, look it's ISAAC.

Boy 2: Who the hell is Isaac?

Boy 1: You're done. You're just- You're done.

by Alex<3* May 7, 2022


Isaac

every isaac i've met is gay i have never met a straight isaac in my life like honestly like they're all gay which is good for me so sorry women idc that this has the worst grammar and spelling ever it's like 3 am rn and i'm running off of 1 sprite
that i drank while taking medicine because i'm sick

Isaac is so fucjking hot but he's gay so i can';t date him that's so sad </3

by Gindo September 17, 2022


Isaac

idk where people are finding straight people named Isaac but every single Isaac I've EVER met is gay

I'm gay and my name is Isaac

by Gindo September 17, 2022


isaac

Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.

Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.

Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.

“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”

“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."

“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.

One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.

“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."

"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.

"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."

"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.

Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.

Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.

by rizzingloaf June 23, 2023