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creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.
"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".
"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"
"what a little man he is!"
The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.
There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.
Another term for yikes but it's something bad bad
Dude I think I like your sister
Dude what the frick
Yikers Island
A song sung by jake from Adventure Time. It's a bop (⌐■_■)
Me: Ayo pass the aux cord
Friend: Alright you better not play something stupid
ON A TROPICAL ISLAND
UNDERNEATH THE MOLTEN LAVA MOON
HANGIN' WITH THE HULA DANCERS
ASKIN' QUESTIONS CAUSE THEY GOT ALL THE ANSWERS
PUTTING ON LOTION
SITTING BY THE OCEAN
RUBBIN' IT ON MY BODY
RUBBIN IT ON MY BODY
GET ME OUT OF THIS CA-A-AVE
CUZ IT'S NOTHING BUT A GLADIATOR GRA-A-AVE
AND IF I STICK TO THE PLA-A-AN
I THINK I'LL TURN INTO A LAVA MA-A-AN
I THINK I'LL TURN INTO A LAVA MAAAAAAAN!!
A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
I just crapped a mud island.
An awful show on ITV 2 which too many people watch.
Everyone that goes on the show only does it for fame.
Oi Oi, you watched love island last night?
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Most expensive, cold(figuratively), and unfriendly place on Earth. I mean if you're walking around VERY RARELY anyone says "Hello" or "Hi" to you. If you try to say hello people cry "sexual harassment." Driving here especially in the summer near the Hamptons, expect to get into an accident because people drive like they had 30 cups of coffee, plus a hit of crack. Finally houses here are really expensive, a piece of shit 4 room shack would cost you $500,000+. So if you're looking for a nice inexpensive place with friendly people to live, stay the fuck away from Long Island, or New York for that matter, try the rest of the United States or even the world.
In my 17 3/4 years on Long Island, I always wanted to get the fuck outta here, or kill myself, or both.
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