the crappiest american car company except mustang cuz they look cool
Joe: I have a Ford
Me: go kill yourself
A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead
Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
Humorous acronym for Flaming On Road Disaster, Fan Obliterated Radiator Destroyed, or Fifty-year Old Rebuilt Dodge.
Isn't that speeding firetruck a Ford?
F(ast) O(verbuilt) R(oad) D(emon)
Fast Overbuilt Road Demon
Ford
Damn that 08 F-150 is haulin' ass must be that FORD 5.4l Screamin!
Superior to Every other car especially Toyota
I bought a Ford Because Ford is superior