Boring; dull; not out of the ordinary;
"Eyo Jamal, we gotta kick that jess-ter ass punk outa here before he ruins the party"
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The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.
- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!
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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!
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Amazingly hot, beautiful, wonderful, perfect amazing girl who is loved to bits by a guy, and who means the world to him.
Person 1: Man... I'm so in love with Jess Neely, she is so perfect.
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The hottest person in Chicago PD
Look thereβs Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos
When a guy wants to date/likes a girl his friend is dating, from the song Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield
Bill is friends with Jack, Bill has a crush on Jill and wants to date her, But jack Jack is dating Jill, Bill has Jesse's Girl Syndrome.
a black guy who did the same thing white guys do and got everybody mad at him, thus proving he was on the right track.
Don't hate, congratulate.
-Jesse Jackson
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The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:
a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above
Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"
"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."
"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"
"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."
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