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the nastiest most evil bitch you will ever meet. if you ever happen to come across a jessica zevallos you should run immediately. also her pussy stanky.
person 1: “bro did you see jessica zevallos at school today”
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
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A graphic designer who lives and breathes inspiration, passion, and the goal to be distinct.
David Carson, Paul Rand, Milton Glaser, Jessica Pecoraro
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a full crackhead, and a total slut for feet pics. will post pictures of herself crying for her finsta, but is a softie on the inside. always looking fine, and has a killer booty. boys would die to be able to be on her private snapchat, but block her after they see the daily videos of her crying. very wholesome, but prone to seducing your dad. never showers, causing her to have a stanky coochie & ass. will tell you she loves you after 4 minutes of talking, than fuck your bestfriend afterwards. normally a short bitch who thinks QLD is amazing, but everyone knows she's wrong. known to be the football bike.
jason derulo: "damnnnn there's Jessica Read with the stanky coochie, Phat ass though."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
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A hot species who loves having photo shots but denies every time asked.
Person: Do you love photoshoots?
Jessica James: NO YOU KNOW NOTHING! DEMONS ATTACK
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to have the last word; to NEED to have the last word, no matter what
The conversation was clearly over, and I acknowledged the outcome, but she had to say that she was right.
She was really pulling a Jessica!
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Originally created by a gal from Montreal that would engage with anyone on any serious topic, negotiating back and forth up until the point of having a verbal contract or agreement before saying "We'll see... we'll see how it goes." thus negating any accountability or responsibility to pretty much the entire discussion.
I totally had the car picked out, color, tires, financing options, then dropped the Jessica terms on the guy and walked out.
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