Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet
Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!
She is a beautiful kind girl who can be a little mean at times, especially to her siblings. She loves almost everyone and will give help to anyone who wants or needs help. She does have blow up moments but she is always caring. She is good with school and is always willing to teach anyone anything for school. She is smart and generous. Everyone needs a Jessica Johnson in their life!
Person 1: She is so kind, she helped me with my math assignment.
Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson
A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
This is just another way to call someone a Weeaboo. Can be shortened to WJ .
Look at Weeaboo Johnson, back at it again with the Naruto running.
Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..
If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship
A really sexy man who likes Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. He’s sexy and he’s in love with us and no one else
Arne Johnson loves Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. Also he’s sexy
An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.
"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."