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don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.
why the fuck you acting like a d'ettra Johnson
When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.
I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.
Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex
Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!
Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.
Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.
Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born
meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet
Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!