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When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.
I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.
Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born
Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex
Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!
Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.
Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.
She is a beautiful kind girl who can be a little mean at times, especially to her siblings. She loves almost everyone and will give help to anyone who wants or needs help. She does have blow up moments but she is always caring. She is good with school and is always willing to teach anyone anything for school. She is smart and generous. Everyone needs a Jessica Johnson in their life!
Person 1: She is so kind, she helped me with my math assignment.
Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson
A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!