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Reece Kelly's Jawline

Reece Kelly's Jawline is the most seducing beautiful jawline ever witnessed by mankind and nobody can resist. It is so sharp that it can slice of limbs.

Reece Kelly's Jawline was so sharp it cut off my arm.

by Josher109 February 11, 2023


shut up kelly

when someone wants kelly to shut up. the victim, (kelly) gets told to shut up by the speaker, (zoe) and can no longer talk in yoga chat.

zoe: shut up kelly
kelly: ok

by 🏌️ June 28, 2020


Machine Gun Kelly

One of the best white rappers out there, holllllla!

Dude, you hear Machine Gun Kelly's song ' Cleveland ' ? It goes hard!

by It'sWeezyEffBaby123 June 7, 2011

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Machine Gun Kelly

That one guy who dissed Eminem one time

Guy 1: β€œHey man, have you heard about Machine Gun Kelly?”

Guy 2: β€œNo idea who he is.”

Guy 1: β€œHe’s a white rapper who dissed Eminem, lost then made songs claiming he won the beef”

Guy 2: β€œOh yea that guy.”

by Hi I’m diabolical March 6, 2021

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R Kelly's Grandma

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.

R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.

by Porksta July 6, 2005

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Kelly Clarkson Syndrome

A condition in which a vocally amazing singer/ very talented musiscian falls into a musical rut and continually produces songs that sound the same/ have very similar melodies, choruses,themes, etc.

Colbie Caillat has an incredible voice, but unfortunately she suffers from Kelly Clarkson Syndrome, so I can only listen to her songs for a little while before I get sick of them.

by chelmc April 12, 2009

59πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Tommy-Kelly Entanglement

This phrase was brought forth via R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" single in which one of the lyrics states, "she'll be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy." The term applies to certain individual states during which an individual exists as both Kelly and Tommy simultaneously, particularly during intercourse. At the same time, the phrase also applies to general states of confusion regarding one's identity.

Tommy: Hi, I reserved a table for two for 7:30

Host: let me see... Kelly?

Tommy: actually, my name is Tommy but I can see how one would confuse me for Kelly as I am going through an identity crisis and as such exist in both Tommy and Kelly states simultaneously.

Host: Naturally, I apologize for not recognizing the Tommy-Kelly entanglement sooner.

by Tommy-Kelly July 19, 2011

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