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Kevin will constantly lie to you. He targets women with kids, good jobs and their own living space and then manipulates them to get what he wants. He will lie about his past jobs, wives, etc. Kevin does not know the definition of marriage, just like the title it brings. He wants a champagne life but brings in a colt 45 check. Best thing to do with Kevin is conduct a background check.
"Girl, the teacher pulled a Kevin" = Lied about a chain of events
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An amazing outgoing, tall, skinny, amazing, dramatic girl. She loves to dance and act and sing. Her long locks are her best physical feature, besides her beautiful brown eyes. She has chilean blood, but it is hard to tell. She has a bright personality and is a beast at rapping. She is loved by many and has tons of friends. Kevin is an inspiration to all people and the best person alive.
"Everyone is Kevin except for Kevin, because she's Kevin."
I love Kevin
"the murderer?"
No the doctor!
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Kevin is a person with an ego the size of the sun and is quite roud of that fact, generally bad at spelling, punctuation and grammar, but trys hard to make up for that fact, Kevins will put others before themself or should not be considered a Kevin, the are very shy but once you get to know them they are amazing at philosophy, and confusing the hell out of people, they never lose an argument, and have awesome hair, beware though, although they put themselves before others, they may have an agenda which differs from what it seems, they are fantastic liers and have no problem flaunting anything whih people dare t chalenge, it would be wise not to chalenge them to do anything as A) they will succeed, and B) they have no shame, they generally smell great and are extremely pretty, some are as pretty as the prettiest girl in school, they can be extremely feminine when the choose to but don't be fooled by that it's just how they like to dress they are actually quite beastly, like a mixture between a lumber jack and a grizzly bear... only a little less hairy.
Kevin is the awesomest thing that ever walked this planet or any other planet in any galaxy or any dimension.
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Gets less poon than anyone on earth. This is partly due to his ugly face and stupidity, but mostly because he has a 2 inch cock. He couldn't get poon if it fell on his dick.
Kevin-well tequnically I get more poon than you
Brendan- kevin you don't get any poon at all
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a huge douche. if u meet a kevin, stab him hes a fag. loves to suck lots of dick and loves cum on his face. there isnt one kevin in the world who isnt a total queer. pretty much every 1 of em is fucked up, but they cant fight so if one messes with u, jst fuck him up
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A sexyyy boyyy;) Who USUALLY likes girls with eyeballs!:D
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- Hey Kevin! Where are you from?
- Oh hey! I'm from Vietnam.
-Hi, my name is Kevin Nguyen.
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