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Kevin

Kevin is a person with an ego the size of the sun and is quite roud of that fact, generally bad at spelling, punctuation and grammar, but trys hard to make up for that fact, Kevins will put others before themself or should not be considered a Kevin, the are very shy but once you get to know them they are amazing at philosophy, and confusing the hell out of people, they never lose an argument, and have awesome hair, beware though, although they put themselves before others, they may have an agenda which differs from what it seems, they are fantastic liers and have no problem flaunting anything whih people dare t chalenge, it would be wise not to chalenge them to do anything as A) they will succeed, and B) they have no shame, they generally smell great and are extremely pretty, some are as pretty as the prettiest girl in school, they can be extremely feminine when the choose to but don't be fooled by that it's just how they like to dress they are actually quite beastly, like a mixture between a lumber jack and a grizzly bear... only a little less hairy.

Kevin is the awesomest thing that ever walked this planet or any other planet in any galaxy or any dimension.

by Snr. Staples July 27, 2010

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kevin

Gets less poon than anyone on earth. This is partly due to his ugly face and stupidity, but mostly because he has a 2 inch cock. He couldn't get poon if it fell on his dick.

Kevin-well tequnically I get more poon than you
Brendan- kevin you don't get any poon at all

by r$$$$ December 7, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


kevin

a huge douche. if u meet a kevin, stab him hes a fag. loves to suck lots of dick and loves cum on his face. there isnt one kevin in the world who isnt a total queer. pretty much every 1 of em is fucked up, but they cant fight so if one messes with u, jst fuck him up

eww its kevin what a homo

by A total badass October 13, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin

A sexyyy boyyy;) Who USUALLY likes girls with eyeballs!:D

That kevin be sexayyy

by tistymichelle June 8, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin

Most likely an asian guy.

- Hey Kevin! Where are you from?
- Oh hey! I'm from Vietnam.

-Hi, my name is Kevin Nguyen.

by smileygiraffe November 6, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin

a guy who likes to make white girls uncomfortable. will typically say things like "once you go black, you'll never go back..haha."

Kevin: Hey Elina, do you think it's true?

Elina: what?

kevin: that once you go black, you never go back?

Elina: um i dont know...

by Frank Jabroni Munster October 16, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin

Good ole' Aussie slang for a hot chick. Generally said in the presence of a girl so she doesn't know you're taking about her. Used to alert another male to the existence of a hottie.

"Hey is that Kevin sitting next to us"
"Yeah, that's totally Kevin"

by Skippythebushkangeroo October 17, 2011

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