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Why Lauren Francesca is clear cause to stop counting votes for woman of the millennium 989 years early.
1) Recent photo shoot of Lauren Francesca hugging her dog, "Georgie Boy," people at the dog park are confusing the pooch with "Hey, look! It's LUCKY DOG!"
2) Lauren Francesca sends a sign to evolution's amusement park that the train ride is over & the hot caboose is not the only attraction
3) Lauren Francesca proves that no amount of pain, misery or unhappiness is worth dying for, just think of all the times you prayed for merciful death prior to first seeing her
4) Lauren Francesca's banned from vacationing near the Arctic Circle for fear of resultant global warming
5) Movie set janitors tie razors to and flail brooms for dibs to sweep the cutting room floor while her movies are being edited
6) When Lauren Francesca cries those black tears in Los Campesinos! "Romance Is Boring" (dir Alex de Campi), licorice whip sales spike like an EKG during Jack Nicholson's electroshock therapy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
7) Lauren Francesca has to wear wide brimmed hats if doves fly overhead. Yhey're pissed she can tie an olive branch in a knot with no hands
8) Rumors Lady Gaga will go as Lauren Francesca for Halloween.
9) 1st week LaurenFrancescaFanClub.com was up requests for locks of her hair warranted buying a Sinead O'Connor wig.
10) With Lauren Francesca having two X chromosomes, it's impossible to get PG-13 rating for movies with her in it if script mentions DNA.
"Who did you like better in that Lauren Francesca short film CHASING THE KISS, Walter Masterson or Michael 'Pyro' Araujo?"
"I thought I saw some other people in that movie. If you say so. I sorta blocked a lot out when she gets lifted up and.. NO NO!!!! kisses!!! I'm down to two grief counseling sessions a week though. Still not allowed on YouTube, dammit.
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Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.
Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"
Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"
Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."
Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."
Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"
Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"
Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."
Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"
Person 2"Humping a pig?"
Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."
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Lauren Elizabeth is a sus, she hates anyone named Zach or Zachariah. Lauren Elizabeth is the definition of a crazy cat lady.
Lauren hates anything and everything that isn't a cat. Lauren Elizabeth is a known sus, she's a freak in the streets and a lady in the sheets.
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Couple who meets at a young age and falls in love instantly. When Adam and Lauren start dating, they never break up and spend forever and ever together.
An Adam and Lauren relationship is the strongest and healthiest relationship ever created.
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fucking claaaaaaaaaaaaapped
fucks sake lauren, you’re actually a disappointment
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Shes the sluttiest hoe in all of the world. Shes gonna snatch your man and give him herpes
Hey do you have herpes?
Yea I got it from Laurens
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Lauren is instantly intriguing and mesmerising and once your engrossed in her world, she'll spit you back out like a piece of fucking trash. She is a sly, cunning, manipulative bitch. She will sleep with everyone you hold dear to you just to get to you. She will do anything to hurt you. A Lauren is a sociopath and you would do well to stay away. (She also great at head so if you are going to socialise with her, only do it for that)
You see that girl over there? That's Lauren. She's a slag, let's hope she gets corona hahahahah
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