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The art of taking a shit....
Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung
The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...
Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung
The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.
that guys my hero he just pulled off the Scoop (Frito Lay) on John's mom.
Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.
So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!
When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
When you have sex in an airport terminal while waiting for your flight.
“We couldn’t wait to join the mile high club so we got layed over in the airport bathroom!”
Is a a guy who will fuck anything anywhere likes to fuck in public bathrooms and don't matter if their male or female a trae-lay will fuck anything
Girl that dude is a Trae-lay anyone can get with that that ain't no challenge