lemon eater

somebody that cheats on their significant other

(cheating can be in the form of emotional and/or physical), while continuing to lead on other people for their own benefit, these are the worst type of people. They are most commonly known as douchebags and/or psychopaths.

person #1: hey what did you call jen the other day?
person #2: oh, she's a cheater cheater lemon eater!

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Lemon Doubly

An Unpresidented Mispronunciation.

When you want to say Unfortunately or Lamentably but fail miserably to do so while addressing Presidents and World leaders from 50 countries and international institutions.

Lemon Doubly is a term originally coined by his Excellency the President of the Lebanese Republic General Michel Aoun at the virtual Conference held in support of the people of Lebanon, on Aug 4 2021, commemorating the one year anniversary of the Beirut blast.

For many months, the country has drowned in a political crisis in which, Lemon Doubly, the details of cabinet formation prevailed over the program, the government’s rescue project.

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Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.

Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.

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Lemon Creampie

A Lemon Creampie is the sexual act where the man gives a girl a creampie, then pisses in it right afterwards.

I gave my girl a Lemon Creampie

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Lemon Sneaky

Originating from the term "Don't be cheaky! Lemon Sneaky" and was thus shortened to just "Lemon sneaky" to refer to anything remotely cheaky.

The term can be further shortened to "Lemon" or "Sneaky" singularly

Jess "When we went to town the other night, Emily got lemoned and Dan was being lemon sneaky with some guy on the dancefloor!"

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Lemon Squeeze

A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.

Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.

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lemon heads

Little rolled up balls of toliet paper left on a womans vagina from wiping after urination.

Honey, we need to get Charmin Ultra this cheap toliet paper is giving me lemon heads!

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