The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.
Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.
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when you take a solid shit in the ocean
"Yo bro im about to drop some sea logs in the beach water bruhhhh my sklimealatata"
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1. A vehicle that is home to the trog.
2. A busted up pos Dodge brown van that wreaks of fecal matter and urine.
1. The man in the yellow shirt pissed all over the trog log.
2. Its fun to throw rocks at the trog log.
3. Doug drop kicked the trog log.
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Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.
Denice finally found her a new bed log
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A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.
"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."
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When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!
Bro #2: No way bro Iโll have to try that now!
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