When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.
"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."
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When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.
"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."
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This term means when someone looks at another person(or thing) and can imagine it dying. said person usually has good reason for these looks. often includes an unhappy facial expression, glares, and swearing under their breathe.
"Look at that girl!! the stapler keeps screwing up on her. If looks could kill, that stapler would be in a million pieces!"
"Geesh. if only looks could kill"
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One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.
1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.
Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!
The act of looking for something in a hurry.
He was rush n' looking for his keys!
A look that occurs when a man/woman misread the situation like an idiot whilst attempting to flirt.
Coined by comedian, writer and columnist Charlie Brooker in his book (a compilation of his columns) 'The Hell of it all'.
"Haha! You make me laugh!"
"*leans in to kiss*"
"*The sudden look of horror.* I'm married!"