mad money

an overwhelmingly annoying stock-info show hosted by a man who gets overly excited about stocks

The guy on Mad Money uses sound effects to make stocks more exciting

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mad one

To be on a mad one=to be going crazily angry at no apparent provocation

Seán: Can I have a pencil please Miss?
Miss Griffin: No Seán, go and buy your own f*cking pencils, you little b*ll*cks.

Seán(to friends):Jesus lads, don't go near Griffin today, she's on a mad one.

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Mad TV

This is where comedians go if they don't make the audition for SNL.

"Mad TV sucks. These actors have no talent, just like the writers. I'm going to watch SNL."

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Play Mad

When you make fun of someone in a joking manner they say a insult pretending it was a joke when they are clearly mad as a mofo and meant every word of it.

Jimmy: haha Joe stop shopping at baby gap your clothes are so small.

Joe:haha stop being a faggot and get a girlfriend thats not a fucking slut fag.... Just kidding.... Hahaha...

Everyone in the room: ........He got play mad ass fuck......

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mad ism

Excellent Marijuana. Excellent Cannabis. Whateva ya want to call it.

"You got any of that 'mad ism' you hooked me up with last time."

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mad awk

When something is unbearably awkward. a "z" can be added to awk to make, "mad awkz"

"Psst Dude, lets bounce, mad awk."
"Yeah bro, mad awkz for sure."

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Mad Ink

Company created for no significant purpose.

Name derived from its founder's disasterous mispelling (attempted to spell Mad Inc. and failed miserably and rather pitifully too).

Renowned for its podcasts, created by its unnamed founder and an unnamed other (citation required).

A reclusive, highly selective and unknown organization who thrive on secrecy of its members names.

Mad Ink Podcast: "You like lemons? Alright sir..." -Shaun, BT guy

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