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When a car battery doesn't have enough juice to turn over the engine, but has enough to make the starter produce a very loud fast clicking noise, which is very close to the sound made by many sub machine guns.
Will usually scare the living shit out of anyone standing near your car.
Dude 1: That guy had a machine gun starter. It scared the fuck out off me!
Dude 2: Yeah, i gave him a jump later.
The greatest industrial album ever! From the start to the end. Perfection.
Listening to pretty hate machine is an experience.
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An individual who kills niggers really rapidly and can not be killed by a dark skinned "negro"
I used to be a nigger killing machine during the African war.
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when your on the toilet and your poop shoots out so fast it splashes your butt.
Today, i went to the bathroom and had an unhappy machine gun poop.I had to wipe my cheeks as well.
The only rap-rock band that ever had talent.
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Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...
Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".
Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."
Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."
Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."
I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.
1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska
Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
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