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When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....
José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...
When the chick is lying on her back on top of the guy's stomach (guy is on his back as well), then the guy fucks her from behind but flips his dick over her crotch and into her forbidden zone in a hook motion.
Bitch 1: Oh my god, sex with Chris was unbelievable..
Bitch 2: Aww damnnn girllll, how was it??
Bitch 1: That nigga knows how to treat a girl & he knows so much shit, I liked the Mexican Hookshot. He invented it, ya dig?
Bitch 2: Girl, I gotta get me some fine ass up in this joint so Ima try dat shit, hoe. But first, Ima run to the 7-11 for some rubbers hoe, peace up.
A "drink" made with water, lemon/lemon juice, and a fuck load of tobasco sause. It can be ordered anywhere as long as you have these ingredients and a group of guys fooling a friend
Hey Pierre! Try some of this mexican sunrise!
Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.
"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"
When one has to use the toilet and has extremely liquified diarrhea, to the point where all the liquid shit flows out of ones anus, as a waterfall. This action usually occurs after one has had particularly bad Mexican food, or just eats very unhealthily
Person 1: “how was your day, bro?”
Person 2: “ awful. It was going pretty good, but when I went to take a shit, I had a Mexican waterfall instead! I haven’t been able to walk normally all day after that!”
When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot
Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is the free falling nuclear waste bowel movement that occurs the morning after a hefty Mexican plate dinner. Usually a combination of beef taco, cheese enchilada, and a tamale. This event can be found locally in some regions, but may require travel for some.
I am not sure if you are sick or if that is Mexican fallout but for the love of god turn on the vent.