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When a man of Mexican ethnicity shoves his whole dick into your mouth and cums
I got a Mexican mouthful at the airport yesterday.
Inhaling steam from a hot pocket, and exhaling it, imitading the smellyness of stereotypical ghetto mexican's breath after eating a taco or burrito
See that guy going off on that mexican breath? Smells like Juan when he smashed his hoe.
A Mexican Sunset made with one bottle of Jose to half a gallon of Sunny D.
A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.
"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"
"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"
"No, what's that?"
"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"
A phrase to describe a skinny Hispanic or Latin American person who has a lot more strength then they look.
Coach Peachy: Can I have some of yall take this stuff back to the gym.
Students: Yes Coach!
Paula: *Picks up the heaviest equipment like its nothin*
Coach Cool: Damn look at Paula Go!
Coach Arrow: Must be that Mexican Strength.
When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....
José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...
The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.
Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."