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When referring to someone you think of as appealing, usually a guy, he can be called a 'Muffin'. But when you find a really cute guy, he is sometimes worth more than the simple two syllable word of 'muffin'. Worth so much more, in fact, that he deserves another syllable to the word 'muffin'. Thus equaling muff-fuff-in.
"Oh my god. Jacob is my Mr. Gorgeous, but TOMAS oh my god, he is my MUFF-FUFF-IN."
"Your WHAT?"
"Dude. Look at him. He is totally worth more than just 'muffin'. He's a friggen MUFF-FUFF-IN."
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term used to describe any number of vaginal-related ailments and sexually transmitted diseases.
I heard that chick had a wicked case of yuck muff
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One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.
Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'
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When two women rub their vaginas together for sexual pleasure. A synonym for "Scissoring".
"Dude, I went to this party the other day and there were these hotties muff tumbling in the living room. Shit was cash!"
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To cover one's eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material
Cenk: We have pics of Rihanna after her beating. Eye muff the kids.
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When your muffin(vagina) squirts.
Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!
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Refers to the pubic hair of a female.
john: "dude, would you bang sarah?"
Jake: "no fucking way! i hear she has major muff fluff- that shit is nasty"
"i need to wax my muff fluff"
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