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Muff Fluff

Refers to the pubic hair of a female.

john: "dude, would you bang sarah?"
Jake: "no fucking way! i hear she has major muff fluff- that shit is nasty"

"i need to wax my muff fluff"

by AWSHITMATE August 31, 2010

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muff cage

being locked in a room with a lot of muff cabbage

Guy 1: Dude, I was stuck in a muff cage last night
Guy 2: Gross, dude

by Einstein25 October 21, 2010

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Muff Tumbling

When two women rub their vaginas together for sexual pleasure. A synonym for "Scissoring".

"Dude, I went to this party the other day and there were these hotties muff tumbling in the living room. Shit was cash!"

by Red0991 September 30, 2012

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eye muff

To cover one's eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material

Cenk: We have pics of Rihanna after her beating. Eye muff the kids.

by Dd_NY November 21, 2009

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Muff Snuffler

One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.

Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'

by BeMo February 11, 2008

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Muff duster

Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.

"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."

by J.Teezy November 29, 2009

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yuck muff

term used to describe any number of vaginal-related ailments and sexually transmitted diseases.

I heard that chick had a wicked case of yuck muff

by txmetalhead310 July 17, 2011

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