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A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.
Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.
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When a girl, and occasionally a guy, is wearing a top that makes their breasts pop out the top as a muffin pops out of the top of a pan.
Dang... that guy's got a muffin chest that is larger than your girlfriend's!
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Killer muffins are those muffins you put in your mouth but go to far to soon and they make you choke.
Bella had some killer muffins and didnt relise then gave one to daniel :( poor daniel but he is alive just he almost wasn't
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verb: 1. the action of pooping in a vagina.
"Shit, that bitch Tanya wouldn't let me tap that ass, so when she fucking fell asleep, I gave her a good ol' fashioned muffin loaf. Shit yeah!
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A baked good sold in many NYC delis they have the consistency of a muffin, but the shape of a piece of toast, sometimes lathered with white icing on the top. They come in many different flavors such as chocolate, marble and carrot. Great for a pre drinking snack if you don't have the time to eat a proper dinner, as it will soak up a lot of the alcohol.
"Hey Max, I plan on drinking tonight. I'm going to have a muffin toast, how about you?"
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1. To be surprised
2. "Oh, Shit"
3. Muffins coverd in crap
First guy: "Dude, did u study for the test today?"
Second guy: "Crud muffins! I forgot"
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One who wakes up early on saturday morning for the sole purpose of furiously eating (fucking) all of the oven fresh muffins before anyone else can. They also enjoy fucking carrot cake and banana bread.
Bill (to Steve): That J.V. is a muffin fucker extraordinaire.
Steve: It's 5:30AM, better get down stairs before all of those muffins get fucked.
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