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Serial Killers and/or people who are addicted to the thought, feeling, and/or action of killing in general. Whether that may be done by “homicide by cop” which WILL be impossible, hands on homicide, and/or assisted suicide/homicide.
“Oh look at him…. he’s always gossiping with groups of people and his friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
Man: oh shit its a murder monkey
Murder in a fuck box
1. Term for extreme rough sex.
2. Anything you buy at KFC that comes in a box.
1.
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?
Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.
Or
Hey Jethro how was your date last night?
Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.
2.
Welcome to KFC what can I get you?
Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.
You want a side of cole slaw?
The month of reckoning where any man where murder his meat
Bruh I'm really bouta murder Meat march
A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery
B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
An English translation for the word Yandere, basically a psychopathic bitch who will go to extreme lengths to be in a relationship with you, such as murdering potential rivals, stalking, etc.
Guy 1: Bro, i need your help man! I think Leah is stalking me!
Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?
Guy 1: Yeah man!
Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
A venomous snake
Often refering to a very active one.
"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"
"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"
"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."