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Being too threw
"Girl, he left me at the bar and didn't even pay before he left"
"No he didn't.... GIRL.... I'm popped"
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The statement "I'm Game" is used to inform a prospective opponent that you are ready to accept a challenge etc.
Person 1: Want to play some Yahoo! Pool?
Person 2: Im game!
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If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.
Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"
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To be intoxicated beyond comprehension, stupefied by an alcoholic potion; helplessly inebriated
Jonathan: Want another Hennessy and Coke brother?
Brandon: Nah man, I'm wet and ready to start macking on these leeseys at the club and maybe take one back to the gates!
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a phrase formed to generalize no-talent-assclowns who specifically state they have travelled. either on a resume, simply as its own bullet-point, or in conversation when the topic is irrelevant.
(Born from the 'I'm on a boat' meme)
Person A: Did you hear Biff Fipplethorp talking about his parent-funded joyride through western Europe last semester?
Person B: Yeah that douche-bag is trying to use his alcohol-fueled fuck-fest of a summer of overspending as leverage for his next job.
Person A: Haha, he might as well quote it in his resume... "I'm on a Europe"
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Taking drugs and going out and having sex with strangers.
"Two white cups and I got that drink
Could be purple, it could be pink
Depending on how you mix that shit
Money that we got, never get that shit
...
I'ma sip until I feel it, I’ma smoke it till it's done
And I don't really give a fuck, and my excuse is that I'm young
And I'm only getting older so somebody should've told ya
I'm on one
...
I walk around the club, fuck everybody."
-Lil Wayne
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Someone who bogart's the mic at weddings, drinks abnormal amounts of vodka and OJ then passes out cold only to be taken care of by a "special" kid. Hours pass, that someone wakes up and runs outside during the Canadian winter season, not dressed accordingly, yelling and screaming "I'm not a talker".
November 24th 2007 El Toro stated "I'm not a talker".
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