nigger whipper

The greatest of all inventions. A grand machine that punish those naughty monkeys from disobeying you. All niggers will witness the wrath of the nigger whipper. Hence the name Nigger whipper, a machine that whips niggers.

Slave master: Tyrone, you've stolen cotton again, the nigger whipper is gonna turn you black and blue my naughty little nigga.

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Nigger black

The blackest Black there is, it absorbs 100% of light and reflects 0%. For example the colour of a black hole is 'nigger black' as it reflects no light.

"Yo g, your lookin nigger black today."

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nigger-lippin

to put entire mouth over something thats not nessecery instead of just gently putting the mouth on it.

"kimber, stop nigger-lippin my coke bottle."

Nigger University

Prison, penal institution, penitentiary, reformatory, slammer

Poor old Tyrone, got busted again for mugging little old ladies. He be headed for Nigger University.

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nigger pancake

A nigger pancake is a massive shit or a bad case of diarrhea.

"Aw man, I think I'm going to have some nigger pancakes any second now!"

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nigger lottery

When a black person dies and the surviving family members get rich off the lawsuit that they file.

"After Jamal got shot by the cops. His mom hit the nigger lottery, when she sued the city."

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Nigger Logic

A particular type of logic commonly used by niggers. The difference between nigger logic and "regular" logic is that arguments using nigger logic are logically deficient. They appear logical at first but on closer inspection they turn out to be totally illogical. Most people with average intelligence can spot nigger logic immediately but most niggers, along with retards of other races, can not.
Nigger Terrence Howard told Elle Magazine that he refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean".

Quote (with example of nigger logic):

"If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. "So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

According to this nigger logic, women who use toilet paper do not use wipes. Presence of toilet paper equals absence of wipes = nigger logic.

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