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Bum Rind

When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.

"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."

"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."

by bumrind69 August 17, 2017


Bum Powder

When a person snorts a line of Cocaine out of their friends Anus

"Last night I was at My Girlfriends and I did some Bum Powder"

by WalkingThesaurus July 14, 2017


bum a dart

Asking someone for a cigarette.

1: Hey man can I bum a dart?
2: Sure *hands cigarette*
1: Thanks man

by Rip 905 November 27, 2019


Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 2, 2010


bum skiddly

Another term for marijuana/smoking a joint.

'Let's get some bum skiddly lads'

by BumSkiddleMaster April 24, 2019


Bum Wallet

A nasty pussy, a dry flopping pussy, dry stinky pussy

That nasty hoe had a stinky bum wallet ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 8, 2019


Bum Babies

Private school boarding boys shitting out the cum in their arse.

e.g. CK

Bum Babies, C.K.

by Bum baby April 29, 2021

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