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His bitch ass left our boys' BOnky and SiM for British pussy! didn't he like make out with her niece in CW and tell his homie that he'd be with him till the end of the line. FUCK LINES THE MAN CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT CUZ HE'S SO BISEXUAL AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT but seriously...PoOgY cOoTeR? r u kidding me
me: "steve rogers is a dumb bitch"
bucky: "he used to be my dumb bitch"
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Someone who cannot be trusted and will often do things behind somebodies back, generally an absolute twat.
Guy 1: Is Joe still flirting with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such a slippery steve
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MY HUSBAND FOR REALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*hoe* omg steve lacy is mine fr
*me* girl what .. BFFR.
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Something I think I should clarify, because about 90% of the people before me haven't given him the thanks he deserves.
Steve Jobs is the co-founder and former CEO of the famous company Apple. He is part responsible for giving the world the iPod, iPhone, iPad, and the computer mouse. Not to mention the worlds safest, most stable, easy-to-use and surprisingly compatible operating system (OSX) and computers (iMacs and MacBooks). Steve Jobs was a legend and one of the modern world's greatest technological masterminds. Credit, of course, though, has to be given to Apple's other co-founder and employees, but Steve Jobs is the real creative genius. Many people on the Urban Dictionary hate on him because his products are "shit" (that is obviously completely untrue) or because he "doesn't donate to charity like Bill Gates". He has already given the world enough.
As of October 5, 2011, Steve Jobs has lost his long battle with pancreatic cancer. The Earth has lost one of history's greatest people.
Long live Steve Jobs. He is a god and will always be in our memories.
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any trashy goal scored in NHL 10
Matt attempted a slapshot from the blue line then followed up with an easy rebound and scored a Steve Goal.
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A white rapper from wv, his songs are about the party lifestyle, the struggle, and the real problems with modern society. He is a lyrical mastermind, that is known throughout wv, and stretching out west in Denver where he currently resides!
Man that dude scuba Steve can spit, def the realest white rapper from wv.
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Pissing up someone's nose while their mouth is duct taped shut.
That bitch pissed me off when she cheated on me so i bought some duct tape, taped her mouth shut and pissed up her nose. She wont cheat on me again.
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