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Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).
My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.
To speak the truth; to say something incisive (artistically, politically, poetically) with conviction and clarity, often utilizing disarming humor.
RE: dishing teeth:
This street performance artist is dishing more teeth than anything I heard coming from the pulpit in my ten years in progressive church.
When a female or male uses WAY too much teeth when kissing/making out.
"Man, she was so hot, but, she was a teeth fighter, it was a huge turnoff."
When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.
Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."
Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
When the teeth in a persons mouth resemble the tombstones of a civil war graveyard.
You see that chick, she’s got civil war graveyard teeth. Should invest in some braces.