Spam Nation

The secret organization running the entire world led by our glorious leader Spamuel Wemg VI. Alan Kerr is homeless and the lowest ranked in the nation brodie got no money LOL. He lives in MULCH LOL. Jason cha ching runs the economy of the spam nation he is spam fan. Firelightning is the lightning person he like fights people ion know. Opeg is spam fan person, high ranking in the hierarchy. JS is there.

SPAM NATION BEST NATION (Michael Baldus)

Spam Hunt

where a large group of people go to the supermarket of choice, and take every single last can of spam from the shelves.
the first half of the spam is to be hidden around the store randomly, to be found later.

the second half of the spam is to be distributed about the group, then taken to a specific register where the inguiry "how much is this?!" will be made, and, upon recieving the answer, placing the can down next to the register, exclaiming "too much!" in an annoyed tone, and storming off. repeat with remaining second half of spam, each person at a time.

dude, we need a shitload of people to pull off this spam hunt. don't be a pussy.

she-spam

An absolute cluster fuck of messages or text from a woman, usually in full caps

"FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE"
"geez talk about she-spam..."

Spam Tickler

One who flirts on the dance floor, paticularly the slower dances with suitable rubbing

Man, that last dance she was a real spam tickler

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

Fuck Spammed

Receiving a large volume of unsolicited messages, from which one cannot unsubscribe without losing the few valuable messages. Simliar to a faustian bargain, but instead of your soul your inbox will get fucked.

I subscribed to my child's school news feed to get important announcements, but now I'm getting fuck spammed by all the messages about PTO meetings, mothersday stalls, tuck shop menus, dance recitals, assembly times and on and on...

Spam

(Same Pussy Ass Move )

Carl loves to spam his brother because he doesn’t know any other move .