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Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.
Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.
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A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.
I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.
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A cumshot that drys and stays. If gay or not boyfriend residue is for all.
Hey Sally! You have boyfriend residue of your nose
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When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.
guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
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The bicep muscles of your boyfriend that you never noticed or appreciated much until you felt them. The phenomenon is enhanced with cool tattoo sleeves, cologne, and if he is prone to wrapping his arms around you. Pretty sure this term is only used in your own thoughts and there is rarely a time when appropriate to actually say.
Boyfriend muscle is likely to appear in particularly emotional men who are typically romantic, youthful, and completely unaware of their own best qualities. It is easy to become physically infatuated with this type of person, because if he touches you with his boyfriend muscles the pheromones are going to affect you.
"I hope he wears a tight t-shirt today so that I can see his boyfriend muscle."
"If there is a sensation I like to think of most, it is his familiar arms and boyfriend muscle."
"Some guys at the gym are so ripped, but have no boyfriend muscle."
"Although Fugazi front-man Ian MacKaye looks sometimes anorexically thin on the old videos of their shows in the late 80's, he still has prominent boyfriend muscle... and although Henry Rollins is so built, after watching his stand-up where he speaks about women, it's clear there's a soft side, and we all know he has boyfriend muscle- its not just for punching rowdy fans during out-of-hand hardcore shows."
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the amazing boy you met on minecraft and talked to them over a voice chat and now youre in love with them but too scared to tell them
i’m in love with my minecraft boyfriend
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The guy that always puts the biggest smile on your face. The one who makes you laugh so hard you cry. The sweetest guy ever. He doesn’t, lie, doesn’t cheat, and would do anything to make sure you are okay. He understands you and loves you with everything in him.
Example: oh my God Noah is so cute he just showed up to my house with movies and popcorn he is such an amazing boyfriend
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