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A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green
People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day
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Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.
Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."
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A very 'tall' individual with an entrancing 'stature'. He has red hair, and a greatly exaggerated jawline.
'I would fuck Fergus Patrick Eyers in the asshole with my Master Blaster'
An over grown and unkept man/lady garden.
Mariah had Patrick Swayze's garden growing in her knickers.
He is the 3rd member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he joined along with Andy Fowler and Rye Beaumont, he is 22 years old and his birthday is in March 22, he is the guy with the deepest voice in the band, his stage name is Mikey Cobban, he has a great voice, and he is really kind
"Michael Patrick Cobban is so kind!"
Saying hello from the afterlife
With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day
Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayze like
That Patrick ass Nigga is up to something! He is being too nice!