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A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.
Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol
Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
A plan you make with your friends or strangers while doing cocaine, such as a road trip, but which you have no intention of actually doing.
I don’t actually plan on moving to Miami, that was just a coke plan
1 set of assisted pull-ups
1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.
Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
planning in terms of management is, setting out everything that needs to be done to reach a certain goal.
example: My friends and I are planning to go to the movies.
In Japanese adult video (JAV), Planning (as a tag or category) is a common translation of the word "kikaku" (企画). This refers to videos that feature a plan, game, or prank that results in the sex scene taking place. This does not necessarily mean that the scenario depicted in a Planning video involves rape, drugging, deception, mind control, or the like. A better translation might be "situation" (cf. situation comedy), because the video features some thin plot or story that leads to the sex, rather than the more typical sort of setup for a video.
SNIS-789 is a Planning video in which the story involves the director supposedly interviewing fans of the actress in adult video stores so she can learn what fans really think about her.
A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.
Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?
Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.
Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.
Person 2: Did you say something?
Person 1: Nope
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