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Pockets so filled with money, they look very large, just like Monica "Mo'Nique" Imes.
Yo I got them pockets on Monique, I just got paid yesterday.
"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne
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A tiny bike that has a small size 2 stroke motor most often 49CC which is 3 Cubic Inches... (0.049 Liter)and some can do up to 50 MPH. most often ridin' by little kid at age 8 and up and sometimes highschool kids in their late teens. It is usually a japanese style sports bike, crotch rocket but can be a chopper as well (often 110cc). Some have working lights, turn signals, electric starts. This bike is also capable of scoring me $1400+ in fines via 7 traffic Violations!
No issurance (Not possible)
Driving with a suspended license (For this? are you an idiot?)
No Registration (has no year, make, model, VIN)
No Helmet
No Headlight (Neither do bicylces)
Riding on public highway (I was riding on the side walk)
Defective Equipment (nothing was defective)
And I was let off with the Loud Exhaust and nose orderance it was a "gift".
Alex: Yo can you come pick me up? i just got pulled over 5 miles from my house, can you come pick me up i got my pocket bike with me,
Friend: What the hell happened? Break?
Alex: No, ****** * **** ***** ** * **** PIG cop pulled me over doing 10 MPH minding my own business on the side walk. $1400+ 7 tickets and gotta walk my bike home.
Friend: thats ****n G*y
Alex: Ya i know... lets get back @ them.
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Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...
Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.
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n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove
The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!
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Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
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cutting the holes in your pocket so you can masturbate during your daily activities
Yo man i masturbated in math class and no one could tell since I made pocket holes!
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A female or male that is not considered relationship material, but used for benefits when all else fails. They are usually used randomly and spur of the moment, which is where the idea of them coming from the pocket comes in instead of them being a prime contact.
John had nothing else to do tonight since all his friends left town, so instead of being lonely, he called one of his pocket hoes.
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