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when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.
This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.
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Something said by your friends to lure you to a party under false pretences! When really there is NO pony!!
Come to my party . . . We have a pony!!
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When in the backyard and giving it to a girl from behind in the ass in front of a crowd of people.
I was at a bar-b-que last week and Troy gave pam a backyard show pony.
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A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.
Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
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You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.
I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.
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A term used to describe a more useless than tits-on-a-bull project that your useless fuck of an employer has you working on. And when it blows up in their face, they are asking why you didn't work hard enough.
Henry had me working in his shop for customers who only come in for samples and nothing else. That numbnut is running a real dog and pony show.
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