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flag pohst
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1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.
This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.
An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.
Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.
You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.
You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.
adjective - to describe someone who does not like to be mainstream (hipster'ish concept)but likes mainstream treatment, but will only receive the gift/treatment after the actual day, receiving flowers/chocolates not on valentines day (FEB 14) but on (FEB 15) or not receiving Christmas (DEC 25) gifts but will gladly receive gifts on (DEC 26). Exact time will be 0:01AM is the best time to give, in order the person doesn't seem mainstream
You buying this for Tash? Yea she's post-mainstream, you can relax and wait until the actual day finishes.
The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.
Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.
Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media
Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy