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When you force a girl to marry you, then instead of wedding bells at the wedding you hear whips and chains. You then chain the bride naked to a cross and sexually whip the shit out of her, followed by a projectile cum-shot to her left eye.
Tomorrow I'm going to be putting pussy on the chain with that bitch from Walmart
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Used to describe someone (typically a male) who has apparently completed a sexual conquest. Derived from the original Star Trek televison series in which, on several occasions, Captain Kirk obviously bedded the hot woman who is never seen again. ...Alien chick in 60s go-go/hippy fashion apparel primping while Kirk pulls his Star-Fleet-issue black leather boots on.
A smarmy, smug man walks out of bedroom at a loud party. "Observe! Manfed has just put his boots on! Matilida will be out shortly!"
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Something one does to get elected captain of a high school cross country team. The act is very naughty and obscene. The person who puts it in the gas tank usually denies the allegation or asks what it "puts it in the gas tank" even means.
Flynners puts it in the gas tank, so does his running friend N.O.
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to use when u r asking someone if they are serious or not, if they ment wat they sed
man:yo i seen keisha wit james last nyt
man2:put ya bond on it
man:werd as bond yo
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Too be put up means to have someone support your housing by letting you live in their house rent free either temporarily or permanently.
'Hey dad, i'm broke and cant pay rent for a few months'
'i can't afford to put you up that long son, your going to need to move out'
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A phrase gs68 uses when he full well knows he will get flamed, or after stating an opinion everyone goes against.
I said electronica kicks ass, so I put on a flame suit to repel those disgusting comments about my mom.
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Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.
Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.
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