Queef catcher

A man or female orally willing to accept another womans airy vaginal discharge in the hopes of seeking sexual pleasure.

Last night on the phone ,my boyfriend heard my sputtering bologna lipped cunt releasing stank ass pussy farts . The next thing I knew , my door opened , and there he was. That dirty queef catcher couldnt wait for a mouthful of chum .

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queef nugget

when a chick farts out of her vagina and a turd comes out

that girl over there just had a queef nugget

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QUEEF

joe freeth, it is when you are a complete and utter drunken/high wreck and cannot stand, also a fanny fart.

mate i fucking queefed it last night

oop's i queefed!

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queef

a deuce mixed with a fart out of the penice hole it is very painful and the after math is an amputation of the penis u get the picture

Oh my god I queefed mene penis is burning

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thunder queef

When someone has a bad case of the queefs. Or when thunder and lightening comes out of the vagina after or durning giving birth to a baby. Or a queef that is so loud that it sounds like thunder.

Dammmn son look at that those thunder queefs! We need a doplar system for that shit.

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Queef Beer

Beer that is all foam with basically no alcohol in it.

Dude I have had like 6 of these and I feel fine.
Dude same here, whats with these queef beers!?

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football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

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