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Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit December 12, 2015


Hay riding

Being high or stoned due to smoking grass or eating marijuana infused food.

Dude what did you do yesterday?
I was hay riding in my girlfriend’s basement.

by Dawaninon December 12, 2009


dragon riding

Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.

Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.

by stardust crusader January 15, 2018


ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse

Hey baby, come ride the rod.

by madam curious November 15, 2013


Hyde Ride

After you just got the sweet living life fucked out of you and you can do nothing but rip the Hyde

Girl 1 - last night was intense

Girl 2 - Hyde Ride?
Girl 1 - oh yeah couldn't even move

by Jax the hippo slayer December 4, 2022


riding the nut

Driving your car around the city with your spare.

Megan's car caught a flat and now she is riding the nut.

by Keesemack June 22, 2008


riding on brick

when you slam a car/ lower a car on bad suspension and on every bump it jumps and scrapes with no type of cushion to the point your back hurts
common in central florida with the boricua population (Kissimmee, Poinciana, Orlando)

his Civic is riding on brick

by BoriJit April 14, 2022