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A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.
Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"
Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.
We loaded up the gooker rods and ice chest and went fishing at the river.
1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.
2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.
After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.
A male sex organ that can survive a neuclear fallout
Man that thing is a lead rod!
A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.
The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)