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When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!
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When a guy wipes a huge booger on his penis right before he gets a sloppy blow job from a fat chick.
Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
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A singular noun meaning semen.
1.) Hey Bridget, you have some hot and salty on your chin, you may want to wipe that off.
2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!
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When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.
My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.
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After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.
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To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.
Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone
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