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An allergy sandwich is a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich. Lots of people have allergies to nuts and strawberries. The cool people, however, do not. They know the best pb&j is a pb with strawberry j.
Lulu: Oh man, what is that you're devouring?
Ramone: It's my allergy sandwich.
Lulu: What is that? It sounds disgusting.
Ramone: You are mistaken. An allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut butter and strawberry.
Lulu: Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries.
Ramone: Loser.
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A term used instead of blowjob, because when you're around a group of people, you don't just want to ask a girl to give you a BJ
I could really go for a cuban sandwich right now
Dude, I bet Margo makes a mean cuban sandwich
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n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand
I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.
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her pussy looks like a flapping bacon sandwich
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A sandwich that uses the best source of protien in the world.
At the abortion clinic the younger couple where feeling bad for wasting such a life.. So they desided to take the little thing home and make a fetus sandwich out of it... So atleast it had a use.
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an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.
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Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. A sandwich most satesfying....
Need I say more?
A twist on The Irish Sandwich is The Irish Sandwich with Canadian Bacon: Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy, JRM and Hayden Christensen.
There is an extreme shortage of the Irish Sandwich in our world....
That's why the Gods created Fannon!
FanGirl #1 "One Irish Sandwich, coming up -"
FanGirl #2 "Oy! Add a slice of Canadian Bacon, will ya?"
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