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Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
something you don't care about, it is just shit.
Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?
Mr. Simon is everyone's favorite teacher he is an incredible chemistry teacher. He knows everything about atoms. He is kind to everyone and gives good grades to everyone too even though some are undeserved. Everyone likes him and he likes everyone. His humor isn't great but his calm personality makes up for it.
Mr. Simon is a great teacher
Everyone likes Mr. Simon
Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness
Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms
Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane
He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.