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sitting cuck

A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.

BF1: Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum. Mmm that last time...
BF2: Yeah, too bad he got shot by his hunter father who came down to the basement at that very moment thinking his daughter in law's pussy sounds were duck calls.

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021


sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 13, 2022


sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022


Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg May 4, 2012


do a sit-up

insult delivered to that fat douche bag who just won't shut the fuck up

fat douche bag: dude you can't do that for shit

maddog: go do a sit-up you fat shit

by DUDL3Y February 17, 2010


Sit In the Third Row Back

To be immature

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.

by Jacksoncage March 11, 2022


Sitting White Bear

To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022