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smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.

it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf

by FrEmXBiggy April 17, 2011


Papa smurfing

Gripping a persons throat and pinching there noses tell they turn blue

The gangs new initiation is papa smurfing someone

by Akneezeb August 31, 2022


Smurf rage

A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.

I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.

by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024


Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue

When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head

by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020


Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 20, 2018


Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.

Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen

by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023


psycho smurfs

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together

Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?

by starr7 May 14, 2022