Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

social fap

When you use social media to masturbate

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!

Social Dis'tastic

is a social distancing plan that works and produces excellent results during the Coronavirus Outbreak.

Governor Larry Hogan (Maryland) & Governor Andrew Cuomo (New york) have implemented effective "Social Dis'tastic" plans that are helping to curve the growth of the Coronavirus pandemic.

Social Activist

Activism, in a general sense, can be described as intentional action to bring about social, political, economic, or environmental change. This action is in support of, or opposition to, one side of an often controversial argument

I am a "Social Activist" and I would like to spread knowledge, and support charities and our brothers and sisters in arms.

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social hermit

1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs

2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons

3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped

3. The type of people you find in comic book stores

Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"

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social shopping

Form of ecommerce that merges the aesthetics of social networking and online shopping. Consumers use the site to upload information about products and their own wish lists.

-What are you doing?
-I'm just on Pronto.
-What the hell is that?
-A social shopping website.

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Social Amnesia

The awkward act of pretending you don't know anything about a friend or acquaintance's story, even though it's been thoroughly posted about on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.

IN REAL LIFE

Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...

Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.

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