pudding sock

A derogatory term for someone very soft and out of shape, with a body that resembles pudding in a sock.

Ryan looks like a pudding sock now that he's packed on the pounds.

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willy sock

a sock designed to keep one's willy warm.

"gosh, my willy's so cold!"

"go put a willy sock on then"

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Frog Socks

A reusable cloth condom with googly eyes and a long stretchy tongue often green colored from neglect.

I need to go to the laundromat, I totally used the Frog Socks last night and Debra vomited on it.

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skunky sock

after having sex and ejaculation the guy takes of the condom turns it inside out and slaps the woman in the face, ass, tit, ect...

dude i totally "skunky socked" jen last night

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Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

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Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.

"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"

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Sock rock

A weapon make by teen mostly to fight bullies and that will not show up on a metal detector. Made by taking a sock and putting a rock in it to make a blackjack or flexable club.

I'm not scared,I got a sock rock.

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