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this fake kid that has no friends and thinks that hes so cool.
that's squirrel boy the biggest rodent on the planet
Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!
I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!
When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.
I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel
A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.
Last night she gave me the ol' icy squirrel
slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness
"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse
Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!