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Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

β€œGirl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat May 14, 2018

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a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015

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a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015

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Trump Stoner

An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.

β€œYo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!”

β€œWoah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”

by Libtardhater July 6, 2021

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Stoner dreams

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.

Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.

by sesamechicken February 23, 2012

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Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.

John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?

by Caleo :P July 4, 2021

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stoner stutter

the act of temporarily acquiring a stutter due to the effects of marijuana.

T-t-tuh-t... today. Wow, there's my stoner stutter again.

by whyworryxxx June 24, 2011

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