Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.
βGirl put the drugs down! You donβt really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.β
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In general a stoners dozen = 11
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.
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In general a stoners dozen = 11
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.
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An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.
βYo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!β
βWoah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? Thatβs a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.β
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Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.
Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?
Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.
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When you are doing Cong too often and get high.
John: Did you do Cong again?
Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?
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the act of temporarily acquiring a stutter due to the effects of marijuana.
T-t-tuh-t... today. Wow, there's my stoner stutter again.
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