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Storming Rohrman

When an Asian-white kid hits it from the back

"John Cho just hit Alexis with a Storming Rohrman"

by EH40 April 22, 2015


Mexican Storm

Your office complex/community's landscape company. They come through blowing leaves and dirt all over the place and are gone in minutes!

The landscape people came through here like a Mexican Storm with their leaf blowers! Got garbage and crap all over my motorcycle.

by deathmetaljeff October 24, 2012


mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).

Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.

by RCole February 13, 2008


A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.

Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024


Storm schmorm

Person 1: watch out for the storm. you're playin' fortnite ya know.
Person 2: Storm schmorm. thing can lick my fuckin' balls

Storm schmorm. the thing can lick my fuckin' balls

by FORTNITE FUNNIE$ November 15, 2019


Storm Schmorm

A phrase that is generally uttered when someone heavily underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see the news? A crazy storm is gonna hit tonight. You better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. You think I'm scared of a little bad weather?"

by TheLordYeeteth October 09, 2019


Greg Storms

An emo guy on omegle that would harass anyone on the emo, scene or goth tag. He is a serial cheater and would date emo and scene people online and has been accused of many things

Have you heard about that guy Greg Storms?” “No I haven’t what has he done?”
“Basically screw over every emo chick in existence”

by Imbluntdealwithit November 07, 2022